Overheard, Part III

"Saying 'yer mom' implies fuckage."

"The crack didn't work!"

"Your boobs have to roam free with the buffalo!"

"They're ninja panties!"

"No one would let me be God. I was really annoyed."

"I won't date a midget to make you happy!"

"You can put tentacles in anything."

"Please don't giggle if I get assassinated."

"I'd prefer constipated elk to elk with diarrhea."

"I think I'm a horrible person. I just read adopt a highway as abort a highway."

"The little nerd boys are your squirrels."

"Charge!"
"Did you just tell me to charge at New Orleans?"
"Haven't the people of New Orleans suffered enough?"

"Your army of ninja babies would ride my army of unicorns into battle against his army of baby ducks and turtles!"

Road sign: Gusty Winds May Exist
(How...profound?)